Funny story: As I was getting dressed into my super cute (insert sarcasm) t-shirt and shorts for bed, my husband caught me off guard with an interesting statement. “Hey, you know that money that you owe me? Why don’t you take some of it and go buy yourself some nice underwear. All the ones you have are just not good.”
Well excuse me! Let me defend myself for second, shall I:
- I’ve birthed 4 humans
- Your dog has eaten all of my nice underwear
- I hate doing laundry
- Comfort > sexiness
I know I’m not alone when I say- long live granny panties! I can remember in the beginning of my relationship with my husband, how important my undergarment choices were. Because obviously, we all want our S/O to think we’re sexy. And back when my butt was 4 sizes smaller, I could convince myself that thongs were actually comfortable! Fast forward about 10 years, I’m not sure if it’s because I’m getting older or because I’ve had too many kids, but now my kind of sexy is going commando because I’m too lazy to do my laundry and too cheap to go buy new. And all you married mamas who still love to wear cute little panties, good for you! I wish I had that motivation to turn my man on! Truth is, my big granny panties make me happy, damn it. The way they cover my cheeks and I don’t have to pull them out of my crack every 5 seconds, that is what brings me joy and I’m not even ashamed to admit it! Ok,maybe a little but, YOLO! And don’t even get me started on bras! There is a special place in hell for whoever decided women need to hold up the girls with a holster. Well, except for when running/exercising because, ouch!
So, there you have it, I just let out one of my biggest secrets, my love for the granny panty! Call me crazy or secretly applaud me, but my butt is happy and that’s all that matters. And as for my husband’s offer, I’ll head right on over to Victoria Secret, sweetheart. Just as soon as you get rid of your holey boxer briefs. 😉